Consultant ke haath main Laalten

I know you are in a bank
Which is higher in the preference rank
To kya hua agar main ban gaya Consultant
Ab bhi Fin hi karta hain mujhe asal main exultant

Tumhara bank though hain well performing
Abhi nahin maana jaata hain, among the top ranking
Mujh Consultant ko apne bank ka de do ek engagement
Bana doonga tumhare bank ko best co. for asset management

Tumhara kaam hain Excel aur Number
Kuch logo ko daal sakta hain in deep slumber
Par main un main se nahin hoon, you can be sure
Mujhe to acha lagta hain Valuation - Ratios ya DCF pure

Tum bhi PPT banati ho aadha time
And PPT se hum earn karte hain apna nickel aur dime
Aoo kissi din milke, synergy-strategy pe discussion ho jaaye
Thoda Excel tum mujhe sikhaon, thoda think-cell main kho jaayein

Apna saath sahi jamega
Portfolio diversified nahin thamega
Agar market down ho jaaye, to meri Consulting kaam aa jayegi
Aur agar Consulting na chali meri, to tumhare bank se funding raise ho jaayegi

Tumhara Consultant haath main Laalten liye shaam tak tumhara intezaar karega