Long Live Bachelors

Almost everybody in our group (at work) is either already married or ready to get married. In this scenario there are talks that the productivity of the group would touch new lows in the not too distant future. People are trying to dissuade others from marrying with some quotes, which go as ...

Long live Bachelors
Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the
Only thing in life !!

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
--Sam Kinison

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always.
--Anonymous

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I h! ave never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"
--Anonymous

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
--Anonymous

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

--Anonymous


She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

--Anonymous


Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....."
-Anonymous


If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in!

--Anonymous