As I mentioned, I have joined an investment bank. So, my posts have got to be influenced by what I do (or at least am trying to do). This post is the first in what would probably be a long series of posts related to things I do. But I would definitely try to keep it on the lighter side rather than giving you something, you are not expected to comprehend. Below was a Friday evening stock market report. (Courtesy: one of my team members)
Stock market report
Today's Stock Market Report:
Helium was up, feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remained unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
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